Defending the Raven

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Ok, so my new perv friend, Marcello, tagged me on this because he wants me to blog more. Well, I can’t believe he’s gone through almost 3 years of my blogging already. I mean some of my posts were legendarily long (Tangent: If you are not watching How I Met Your Mother you are missing out on some of the funniest 19 minutes on TV). So here goes the Meme.

p.s. I do have two posts brewing. One I owe Gracie and another featuring Marcello himself.

The Rules:
1. You must include this link to Sex Talk – Sex Advice for Men
2. You must answer every question! If you don’t have a good answer, you are strongly encouraged to make up something good; we like to be entertained.
3. You must tag three people.

Here Goes:

1. Sex in the Morning or Sex at Night?
I’m kind of a sex any time except 6:00-9:00 a.m. I don’t know why. I think it has to do with the fact that I’m morning person who can just get up, but that doesn’t mean I’m functional. Now that isn’t to say that if someone woke me up to take advantage of me in the morning I wouldn’t go right along. But if you’re looking for a fully engaged partner you’re better off catching me at night. Plus I have night owl tendencies so I’m up for doing it all night long and spooning all morning.

2. Better Sex Music – Sade or Marvin Gaye?
It’s funny because I rarely use music as a mood setting factor and it’s not really every part of the occasion so… I guess Sade.

3. Naughty Pics or Naughty Home Videos?
I have to admit that when it comes to myself pics. I know I’m a bigger guy and while I’m fine with myself I’m as self-conscious as the next person. So with a pic I can better manipulate myself to show myself off better. Plus I think that it’s much easier to provide artistry to a photo than it is to video. That being said I’m with Marcello in saying that I know I have a HUGE inner porn star that would love to come out. So get me someone who knows the right lighting and angles and I’m all over it.

4. Fabulous Sex With: Dr. Doug Ross or Dr. Greg House?
Yeah, I’m gonna do with the cliche here and say Doug Ross. I mean the chiseled looks and that 1940’s era movie star (Clark Gable, Errol Flynn) quality.

5. Vibrator or Dildo?
I would have to say Dildo only because my experiences with vibrators have not been as pleasurable. That being said I have not fully invested in enough toys to make a true determination. Let’s go with more market research needs to be done.

6. Bedroom Sex: Lights Off or Lights On?
Soft gentle lighting that creates great shadows and provides a beautiful glow to the skin.

7. Word Preference: Pussy or Cunt?
Pussy. Cunt if I’m cursing someone out.

8. Spanking Over the Knee or Spanking Only During Sex?
Have not had the experience of the former, but love the later. I always love when it happens spontaneously. Someone smacks me on the ass gently and I love it and tell them harder.

9. More Exciting: Sex in an Elevator or Sex in an Aeroplane?
Elevator. I mean really have you seen the size and odd angles of some the places on planes. Then again I’ve never flown business or first class.

10. Ron Jeremy or Peter North?
I’m stealing Marcello’s answer verbatim because I totally agree.
Peter North, nice body and cock -boy does he shoot a load.

11. Word Preference? Cock or dick?
COCK

12. Linda Lovelace or Jenna Jameson?
Marcello said “Jenna Jameson with a strap-on. She knows how to move. Did you see I Dream of Jenna, the strap-on scene? Phew!” I haven’t so I think I need to drop by an 8th Ave porn shop tonight. But I will say it does sadden me the way Jenna looks these days. There was a beautiful natural look to Linda Lovelace which I do generally like. Totally toss-up. They’re both legends – why should I have to choose.

13. Rope Bondage or Bondage Tape
I don’t know. I have not done either.

14. Give Rim Job or Receive Anal Sex?
Sure and why don’t you ask me to choose between having a snickers or some peanut M&M’s because I think I’d make the decision faster. Can I rim someone while getting fucked? A choice between these two puts my two favorite things in opposition. I’m an extremely oral person and whether it’s eating pussy, sucking cock or rimming I love the control that going down on someone puts while at the same time focusing on their pleasure entirely. I like being able to tease them slowly. Build them up to the edge and then slowly dial them back. I get off on it. But then because I don’t have the opportunity to be fucked enough it’s something that I would have a hard time refusing if presented with in the right situation. But if I had to choose… Receiving Anal.

15. Get Rich Stripping in a Skanky Bar or Get Rich as a Call Girl for Celebs?

16. Which Threesome – Boy/Girl/Girl or Boy/Boy/Girl?
Well if I’m being selfish MMF. However, MFF is something we’ve never done yet and I would love for SR to have that experience. But really why limit ourselves to 3. MFMF is much more preferred and once you have that as a base you can throw any other letter in the mix and it’ll be a good time.

17. Flavoured Oil or Tingling Oil?
Have I ever mentioned I’m borderline OCD and as such oil can sometimes set that off. Talk about a mood killer.

18. Pearl Necklace or Swallow?
Oh boy. This is gonna get me in trouble I know it. So back in the “dark days” when I was actively cheating with guys I have to admit that I loved to swallow. Again it goes to the power and control that I love in going down on someone. Plus I love making SR cum by going down on her and when that happens I tend to “lock in” and keep tonguing her through her entire orgasm. It only stands to reason that I would enjoy the same with a guy. Plus that taste of a guy is pretty intense.

19. Sex While Strangers Watch or Sex With a Stranger?
Well that’s just a stupid choice. Both. I love to show off for sure, but I’m always happy to have others join in.

20. Tied to the Bed or to a St Andrew’s Cross?
Let’s start with the bed and see where it goes from there. Then again I’m not one to back off from a new experience so what the hell let’s go for it.

So now I have to tag people… Please like anyone is gonna see this.
Marcello already tagged Mina so I might as well tage Sylvanus. It’s only fair
Then how about WantonMaleness because we haven’t chatted in forever.
And then how about Bi in Staten Island just for a total wild card

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April 15, 2008 - Posted by | Memes

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