Traitor

I’ve had sex with people who are Yankees fans and who wear Yankees memorabilia, but somehow this hurts more.

Loved the Red Sox organization’s response:
“We know that Tom has an array of Red Sox caps from which to choose,” said team spokesguy Dr. Charles Steinberg. “But we fully respect that he needed to wear a suitable disguise for his own health and protection. We don’t doubt that he’s a card-carrying member of Red Sox Nation.”

Though the Herald had this great line too:
“Perhaps Tom was wearing the hat as a sympathy gesture. Alex Rodriguez & Co. are, after all, in last place.”

I’d still do him, but bitch is bottoming for me first for this.

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