Defending the Raven

Bisexual. Married. Man. Open. Read On.

My Fine Is…

Found this on my girlfriend’s blog. This is actually fun.

So what’s my fine?

$580.60

I don’t know whether to be proud or shocked. Proud. Definitely mostly proud.

Here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. (Not per incident!) Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… “My Fine Is…”

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

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January 26, 2007 - Posted by | Uncategorized

9 Comments »

  1. Hasn’t EVERYONE peed in the pool?

    Comment by Paul | January 26, 2007 | Reply

  2. THANK YOU!

    My point exactly!

    Comment by Raven in NYC (aka Mark) | January 26, 2007 | Reply

  3. Okay, to be fair, I did not count that because I could not recall any specific instance of peeing in the pool. And given that I have serious public peeing anxiety, I could easily envision the possibility that I just did not do it. And if I DID at some point pee in the pool, I imagine it was before I was completely conscious of what I was doing and the repercussions of said, and therefore I do not believe it counts. Thus was my reasoning for not counting it. And now that I’ve gotten all defensive about the possibility of having peed in the pool, I’m going to go back to lurking again.

    Comment by Cymber | January 26, 2007 | Reply

  4. I don’t have my blog up now, so I’ll just post my fine here: $630.60 (I’m just glad they’re not per incident. 🙂

    Comment by Eric | January 27, 2007 | Reply

  5. ummmm…. $640.60. Ouch.
    But it was all worth it.
    🙂

    Comment by e.e. | January 28, 2007 | Reply

  6. I win…..650.60

    Damn I’m a bad boy

    Comment by Brian, the 646 Guy | January 29, 2007 | Reply

  7. $760.60

    Sigh, will not post this on my blog…

    Smoked pot — $10
    Ever had sex at church — $25
    Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
    Vandalized something — $20
    Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
    Been jumped — $10
    Given money to stripper — $25
    Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
    Ever drive drunk — $20
    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
    Used toys while having sex — $30
    Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
    Went skinny dipping — $5
    Had sex in a pool — $20
    Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
    Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
    Masturbated — $10
    Done oral — $5
    Got oral — $5
    Stole something — $10
    Made a nasty home video — $15
    Had a threesome — $50
    Had sex in the wild — $20
    Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
    Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
    Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
    Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
    Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
    Peed in the pool — $0.50
    Played spin the bottle — $5
    Done something you regret — $20
    Had sex with your best friend — $20
    Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
    Had anal sex — $80
    Lied to a mate — $5
    Lied to a mate about the sex being good — $25

    Comment by Evan | January 29, 2007 | Reply

  8. I’m $870.60…maybe I need to check it again.

    Comment by Anonymous | January 30, 2007 | Reply

  9. $327.50 – I’m shocked it’s that high!

    Comment by J Z Brooklyn | February 6, 2007 | Reply


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